artetaina:

https://pin.it/i7xzzntwqjizwv

sailor–spoon:

adzolotl:

you call it “really bad at darts”, I call it freestyle acupuncture

Sir I’m going to have to ask you to leave the bar

problackgirl:

me: *has mastered the art of pretending i can’t notice men staring at me*

protectts:

always-the-alpha:

funnyjoke:

madamgyoza:

im a romantic. n i’m passionate. and i care. i care, i care.